Textastrophe: A Collection of Hilariously Catastrophic Text Pranks - Matt Andrews

Textastrophe: A Collection of Hilariously Catastrophic Text Pranks

By Matt Andrews

  • Release Date: 2015-02-17
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 4.5
From 29 Ratings


Once upon a time, prank phone calls were the best way to procrastinate, but in 2015, they're so passé. Instead, Matt Andrews has mastered the art of prank texting. What happens when you offer to barter two sub-sandwiches for a used motorcycle? Who do you call when you want to build a mysterious man cave in your basement? What do you do if you need a knight in shining armor to deliver you to your high school reunion? If you've ever left a "contact me" pull-tab at your local grocery or posted an ad on Craigslist and received insane and unbelievable text messages in response, Andrews is very likely to blame. We'd be mad at him if we could stop laughing long enough to hit "send" on the exceptionally witty come back we thought of...too bad he's already moved on to his next target and deleted us from his phone, now only to be remembered in these pages of his laugh-out-loud funny book.


  • Hilarious!

    By BrettHowardBennett
    There are a lot of conversations on here and they are all hilarious! I couldn't put my phone down!
  • Love this guy startling revelation

    By 370455012356
    I love these textastrophes. They make me laugh more than anything else in the world. And now he has a book I preordered it immediately However I read a sample of it Each story is about 15 pages and there are only 192 pages. That means there are only about 10-15 stories If they are the same ones posted on ifunny I want my money back

    By sfletchertx
    This guy is on iFunny and is the funniest guy. I am looking forward to buy this book no matter what the price is. Keep it up!
  • Just no

    By joshtspillers
    This guy used to post these for free on ifunny. Now he's trying to get us to pay for it. Or nah.