Nightlight - The Harvard Lampoon


By The Harvard Lampoon

  • Release Date: 2009-11-03
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 4
From 54 Ratings


About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.


  • Not a big fan

    By juicycouturegirl98
    I recently read the hunger pains and so when i bought this i expected it to be better 📖
  • Awesome😊😊

    By Uk1d💗💗💗
    It's a funny book and even though I'm a Twilight hater, I love this book!!!!😄😄😄😄I'd recommend it to anyone
  • Hilarious

    By YoungWonder
    Omg it's soooooo funny I hate twilight it's perfect even people in love with twilight will still laugh